We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

striderb

Refused to take pole dancing classes.

DWBalboa

She preferred the 11th Dr over the 10th and hated the 12th.

CherylNTexas

Thought life was a BBC show.

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striderb

Thought Texas was a big deal

CherylNTexas

Didn't think Texas was a big deal. Has obviously never driven across it.

striderb

Actually I have - It's big.

RunTimer

kept claiming everything was bigger in texas...well I went to texas and I wasn't any bigger

Nograce80

Didn't like California. Nuff said!!

RunTimer

insisted Kale was good tasting

Nograce80

Had me confused with someone else!

RunTimer

I kept forgetting her name

CherylNTexas

He kept calling me John in delicate moments.

RunTimer

She called my Johnson delicate

kccurtis2

Wasn't actually what he named his "Johnson"

kjm3579

Seemed to be obsessed with "Johnsons"

RunTimer

Because of This (don't ask for specifics)

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CherylNTexas

He was too slippery and got away.

Nograce80

yuvaboddy wrote: »

Didn't see my profile pic

ewwww

Nograce80

CherylNTexas wrote: »

He was too slippery and got away.

she came home covered in slimy stuff and had no explanation!

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CherylNTexas

He needed an intervention.

kjm3579

I thought she said "Wait for the invitation".....

CherylNTexas

He never understood what I was saying.

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striderb

Spoke with a Texas accent

JSurita3

Wanted to be someone else. @yuvaboddy

edit: I'm so done with this stupid lag.

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Becka4Real

Country music fan. Deal breaker.