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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Spent too much money on erotic books0
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She thought that one could ever spend too much on erotic books.0
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He always had to look through books for erotic ideas0
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She said I was too vanilla, she needed more chocolate in the bedroom.0
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She had a problem with my chocolate fixation0
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I once woke up to her pouring melted chocolate all over my tatas!
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She wasn't in to trying new things.0
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Her idea of new things was a different partner every night while I watched, left me out in the cold.0
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She kept licking me in her sleep0
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he didn't like how affectionate I was. Told me I was too clingy because I insisted on sleeping right on top of him.0
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Wasn't into licking0
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She was a waltz and I am a Lambada, the two just don’t go together.0
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always wanted to be big spoon0
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I only wanted to fork0
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lol...
Always wanted to lead when dancing.0 -
Wasn't willing to just follow my lead0
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She just couldn’t understand that I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!0
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She tried to lead me right off a cliff to collect the insurance money.0
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She found out I was printing my own money0
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I ended up in jail after going on a shopping spree. So embarassing!0
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He wouldn't give me any0
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Was always bailing her out of jail.0
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Spent the rent money to bail people out of jail. WTF0
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She was in a gang..
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She kept getting her chocolate in my peanut butter.0
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He was frightened by mi amigos!0
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Didn't understand that this was the best way to eat it.0
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LOL!!
Had a problem when I came to bed wearing only a sombrero and high heeled shoes.0 -
She was always using innuendo's.0
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when she said she wanted to eat me ..she meant it.0
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