We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

skahtboi

Oddly, because she thought I was too handsy!

akris2

He was no longer handy for me to keep around.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Handy was the only thing I was. They had no desire whatsoever.

akris2

He liked back door banging a little too much.

slimgirljo15

Banged till the doors fell off

JoshMaz

She thought we needed those doors.

slimgirljo15

I always felt so underdressed

JoshMaz

Couldn't fit the two of us in my suit

slimgirljo15

That suit meant more to him than me

JoshMaz

She only wanted me for my clothes

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Never wanted to take his clothes off.

akris2

He just wanted in my pants.

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akris2

It's "she."

I didn't want anymore spankings.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like to play

uggins311

B/c I am Batman

blu_de_ville

ljonesy311 wrote: »

B/c I am Batman

That would be why we hooked up not broke up...

slimgirljo15

I couldn't keep up..she kept running away

uggins311

slimgirljo15

Errrm he hit me

blu_de_ville

Thought he was a cooking show TV host

uggins311

Does not know what original Batman fight graphics are....lol

blu_de_ville

47Jacqueline

ljonesy311 wrote: »

Does not know what original Batman fight graphics are....lol

We weren't interested in the same things

blu_de_ville

She's this way... And I'm that way

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blu_de_ville

Robbo_79 wrote: »

she kept stealing my girlfriends ;-)

I'm sorry we can ahare

slimgirljo15

He was a weaking ...i was stronger .....he didn't like that

blu_de_ville

She beat me at wrestling

Mr_Stabbems

the midnight assaults got too much