We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    she refused to shower for 3 weeks
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    We wouldn't :p
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Good answer :-P
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wouldn't leave his ex
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    burnt the bacon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!

    hahahah....

    She had me kidnapped and tortured for a couple months
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    i discovered i was part of his twisted love triangle
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Left her panties at her boyfriends every night. Would go wearing sexy lacy ones, and return in granny panties.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    mackenzies_frenzies wrote: »
    He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>

    you said i looked beautiful in them :-(
  • rughead06
    rughead06 Posts: 4,291 Member
    siport wrote: »
    mackenzies_frenzies wrote: »
    He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>

    you said i looked beautiful in them :-(

    You look to good in that suit LOL
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    He left me for a stripper
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She could never understand that they weren't strippers. They were exotic therapists
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Spent all of his money at the therapists office and still had no improvement in his personality.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Ouch!!! And here I thought I would never leave you
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was contemplating going back with his ex because he still had feelings for her!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wouldn't live with me and my other wives at the same time
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    she would giggle every time I said 'gherkin'
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Had a thing about other guys pickles
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Didn't like pickles - how do you eat a hamburger that way?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Didn't like mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce, and onion on her hamburgers.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wanted to be served open face on a bun and have me eat burger toppings off of him!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was never imaginative in bed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted to sleep on a Bed of Nails (Memories from his days in the Circus)!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He wanted to sleep on a Bed of Nails (Memories from his days in the Circus)!

    I said I wanted to nail her on my bed......
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    he wouldn't get off the dog...like NEVER
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always on the time clock I wanted more time and he wasnt willing to go off schedule!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    she looked better in heels than i did
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always trying on my heels! :open_mouth:

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