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    • Posts: 1,390 Member
      she refused to shower for 3 weeks
    • Posts: 5,039 Member
      We wouldn't :p
    • Posts: 1,390 Member
      Good answer :-P
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Wouldn't leave his ex
    • Posts: 1,390 Member
      burnt the bacon
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!
    • Posts: 1,390 Member
      Spnneil06 wrote: »
      He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!

      hahahah....

      She had me kidnapped and tortured for a couple months
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
      i discovered i was part of his twisted love triangle
    • Posts: 1,014 Member
      He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Left her panties at her boyfriends every night. Would go wearing sexy lacy ones, and return in granny panties.
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
      mackenzies_frenzies wrote: »
      He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>

      you said i looked beautiful in them :-(
    • Posts: 4,291 Member
      siport wrote: »
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      you said i looked beautiful in them :-(

      You look to good in that suit LOL
    • Posts: 5,039 Member
      He left me for a stripper
    • Posts: 7,804 Member
      She could never understand that they weren't strippers. They were exotic therapists
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Spent all of his money at the therapists office and still had no improvement in his personality.
    • Posts: 7,804 Member
      Ouch!!! And here I thought I would never leave you
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He was contemplating going back with his ex because he still had feelings for her!
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Wouldn't live with me and my other wives at the same time
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      she would giggle every time I said 'gherkin'
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Had a thing about other guys pickles
    • Posts: 6,993 Member
      Didn't like pickles - how do you eat a hamburger that way?
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Didn't like mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce, and onion on her hamburgers.
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      He wanted to be served open face on a bun and have me eat burger toppings off of him!
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      She was never imaginative in bed
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He wanted to sleep on a Bed of Nails (Memories from his days in the Circus)!
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
      He wanted to sleep on a Bed of Nails (Memories from his days in the Circus)!

      I said I wanted to nail her on my bed......
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      he wouldn't get off the dog...like NEVER
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He was always on the time clock I wanted more time and he wasnt willing to go off schedule!
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      she looked better in heels than i did
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He was always trying on my heels! :open_mouth:

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