Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • emilyasdf
    emilyasdf Posts: 354 Member
    Oh what I'd give for
    A gooey, chocolate brownie
    Rice cakes don't cut it
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Unicorns are lame.
    It's just a horse with a horn.
    That's not creative.

    Now, the Cockatrice,
    A dragon - chicken hybrid?
    That's f*cking badass.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    The sound of a fan on my nightstand
  • emilyasdf
    emilyasdf Posts: 354 Member
    undergloom wrote: »
    Unicorns are lame.
    It's just a horse with a horn.
    That's not creative.
    YESSSSS, so good.

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    My dear sweet daughter
    Overheated my Honda
    Driving too darn fast
    The engine is dead
    The cost is significant
    My poor credit card
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Oh no uncle Mac
    You need a rich wifey
    To look after you
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Oh no uncle Mac
    You need a rich wifey
    To look after you
    Awesome idea!!
    Accepting applications
    Rich in life, not cash... :smiley:
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member

    Awesome idea!!
    Accepting applications
    Rich in life, not cash... :smiley: [/quote]

    You've a heart of gold
    Rich in life not cash, surely
    Cash is a bonus? ;)
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Memo to my friends
    Happy Fourth of July guys
    Your good pal Michael
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    My 4th of July
    Will be spent locked in stocks for
    Summer fair at school

    The kids can pay to
    Throw cold wet sponges at me
    Hope no mad parents
  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    No fireworks here
    A Burn Ban in Alaska
    weird fourth of july
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    You've a heart of gold
    Rich in life not cash, surely
    Cash is a bonus? ;)
    One thing is for sure
    A divorce is expensive
    Freedom wasn't free

    I have a good job
    Recovery will take time
    Cash is means to end
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Wonderful weekend
    Got stuff done and had some fun
    Sunshine and quite warm
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    S A T results
    Are out today for my school
    Hooray! Well done staff!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    S A T results
    Are out today for my school
    Hooray! Well done staff!
    Reward the success
    Overcome difficulties
    Yeah education!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Wonderful weekend
    Got stuff done and had some fun
    Sunshine and quite warm

    Kayaking and bike
    We cleaned up the basement too
    New exercise spot
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Shoulders and knees sore
    Never had this when younger
    I hate getting old

    To be young again
    So much fun with little pain
    Ibuprofen please

  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    punker2706 wrote: »
    here i am, thinking
    what only can i write here?
    a haiku i guess...

    Not just a haiku
    Emotion each syllable
    A fun way to sgare
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    undergloom wrote: »
    Let me out of here
    Can anybody hear me?
    I am not dead yet

    Bring out your dead (clang)
    Bring out your dead (clang) Here's one!!
    I am not dead yet!!

    Often we struggle
    And things can seem really bad
    Monty Python Fun

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    edited July 2015
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    undergloom wrote: »
    Let me out of here
    Can anybody hear me?
    I am not dead yet

    Bring out your dead (clang)
    Bring out your dead (clang) Here's one!!
    I am not dead yet!!

    Often we struggle
    And things can seem really bad
    Monty Python Fun
    Sometimes struggling
    Can be fixed by perspective
    Other times not so

    Even when it sucks
    It is good to remember
    These things too shall pass
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    Slacking on Sunday
    A warm humid breeze blowing
    To mow or not mow?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Slacking on Sunday
    A warm humid breeze blowing
    To mow or not mow?

    Find a comfy spot
    And have a refreshing drink
    Just say no to mow

  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
    Shadows intertwined
    Touching feeling breathlessly
    Lost in ecstacy
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    Damn insomnia
    Mister Sandman come find me
    Maybe I'll have wine?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,760 Member
    EmGetsFit wrote: »
    Damn insomnia
    Mister Sandman come find me
    Maybe I'll have wine?
    Try melatonin
    It is natural and good
    I hope you slept well?
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    A few hours, thanks
    Thank you for the helpful tip
    I'll look into it :)
  • stephaniedueck
    stephaniedueck Posts: 28 Member
    hungry so hungry
    cutting those cals sucks a lot
    hungry so hungry
  • thingofstuff
    thingofstuff Posts: 93 Member
    I love Oreos,
    but I want to wear crop tops.
    The struggle is real.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    Rain pattering down
    The wind blows through my window
    I am sleepy
  • stephaniedueck
    stephaniedueck Posts: 28 Member
    it's raining here too
    it's a dreary kind of day
    just wasting my time

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