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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Wears an armour whenever he steps out of the house.
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
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    Her lipstick is actually the blood of her enemies.
  • TheGoodEmu
    TheGoodEmu Posts: 31 Member
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    PewterSky is part of the team of Trappist Monks who painstakingly hand paint the bubbles in champagne.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
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    She showed up on my doorstep, after hacking into the M16 and Interpol mainframe to locate me.....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Works as a chippendale on the weekends
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    is a nun and doesnt know how to count past 5
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Will strip for chicken nuggets at the local maccas ...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Will strip for chicken nuggets at the local maccas ...

    I bicycling her way across the US trying to get to her Dear Heart
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Ventures out of the house on a Friday, and only when it's sunny with a little bit of fluffy clouds in the sky. Other days, he's just sitting on his couch watching TV
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    WOE
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Once stole a groom on his wedding day, then broke up with him because he wasn't serious about commitment.

    That's AMAZING
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Ventures out of the house on a Friday, and only when it's sunny with a little bit of fluffy clouds in the sky. Other days, he's just sitting on his couch watching TV

    Can moonwalk in 7 inch heels
  • Aussie_in_PA
    Aussie_in_PA Posts: 100 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Is related to Ms Monroe
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    That's not a real tattoo...he just added it in Photoshop
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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    She once took a pic where she wasn't in a bikini.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    His username here refers to a dietary strategy to increase the fiber content of his stools.
  • ElaineH1988
    ElaineH1988 Posts: 141 Member
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    Has over 50 cats that are trained to form into one giant transformer type cat to protect the house
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Has 8 boyfriends ..7 goldfish..6 children and 5 cats trained to do the shopping for her
  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
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    Is a Weird Al Yankovich groupie.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Flosses with pubic hair :o ...sorry :#
  • ElaineH1988
    ElaineH1988 Posts: 141 Member
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    Has a collection of tissues that good looking men have sneezed into

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