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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Ella es mi prima!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Speaks in tongues
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He has the gift of prophecy, but the only things he can foretell are when bologna is going to be a particularly good buy, and when McGyver re-runs will be aired. :(
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Once tried out to become a member of the A-Team.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Licks ice cream sticks he finds on the pavement
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    She's new here!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    From the moment he wakes up in the morning, till the time he goes to sleep, he is never without a lemon drop in his mouth.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was Miss America 1989
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She got married in Vegas on her birthday.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She cries herself to sleep every night pining for Elvis
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is married to elvis ...yes he lives
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Breaks out a white spangled jumpsuit at parties and sings Suspicious Minds
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Dresses up as Maleficent every Halloween.
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,464 Member
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    She didn't steal my heart
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    SuperSnoopy wrote: »
    She didn't steal my heart
    :*

    His favourite movie is legally blonde. He's watched it 101 times already!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is a CIA agent secretly infiltrating mfp
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She is wearing that heart on her chest to show her love for Raggedy Ann & Raggedy Andy.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She likes making up words and using them in conversation with others just to mess with them.
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
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    She hangs out in public bathrooms to sniff other people's farts.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Has been caught multiple times in ladies restrooms, not because he's a pervert, he just can't read.

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