Why does my dog want me to be fat?

Sued0nim
Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
edited November 21 in Health and Weight Loss
The little bugger has stolen one of my lifting gloves ...again

And I can't find it anywhere

*sighs*
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  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    Lol, ours steals one of our boxing gloves
  • oh_happy_day
    oh_happy_day Posts: 1,137 Member
    Sabotage!
  • KateTii
    KateTii Posts: 886 Member
    Because it knows that if you keep going, you will want a younger fitter "trophy" dog
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Bahahahaa

    If he wasn't so stupid I'd think it was cos he'd worked out if I'm going to the gym I'm not taking him with me
  • RonRoff
    RonRoff Posts: 175 Member
    because yeah, one doesnt simply workout without a lifting glove? Weightlift level: princess :lol:
  • Krystle1984
    Krystle1984 Posts: 146 Member
    Oh, so much to laugh at in this thread! Thanks - I needed it this morning! :)

    Also - have you looked behind the toilet? My dog always used to stash things behind the pipes in the toilet...
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,345 Member
    My cat loves it when I work out. She has a fetish for my sweaty sports bra. It's gross.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    RonRoff wrote: »
    because yeah, one doesnt simply workout without a lifting glove? Weightlift level: princess :lol:

    Hush now ...

    And that's Queen Rabbit to you sonny ;)
  • KateTii
    KateTii Posts: 886 Member
    edited July 2015
    RonRoff wrote: »
    because yeah, one doesnt simply workout without a lifting glove? Weightlift level: princess :lol:

    That's Princess Kate to you, pleb.

    But seriously, callouses are no fun :(
  • RonRoff
    RonRoff Posts: 175 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    My cat loves it when I work out. She has a fetish for my sweaty sports bra. It's gross.

    I'm much like your cat. *hides*
  • KateTii
    KateTii Posts: 886 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    My cat loves it when I work out. She has a fetish for my sweaty sports bra. It's gross.

    Haha and I thought my dogs interest in my gym towel was bad enough.
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Why does my dog want me to be fat?

    The little bugger has stolen one of my lifting gloves ...again

    And I can't find it anywhere

    *sighs*

    Hmmm, my cat just wants me to sit and cuddle her when I should be being active.

    It's a pet conspiracy!!!!
  • ExRelaySprinter
    ExRelaySprinter Posts: 874 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    My cat loves it when I work out.
    Same here.
    My cat actually does the stretching with me at the end of my Dvd workouts.
    It's hilarious!
  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,771 Member
    ExRelaySprinter wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    My cat loves it when I work out.
    Same here.
    My cat actually does the stretching with me at the end of my Dvd workouts.
    It's hilarious!

    I have to kick mine out because if he sees the yoga mat go down, it's all over. Plank one: cat is under me. That's fine. But plank two, when I've done a lot of exercise in between and he decides to get ON me? Not so fine. I think I held it for oh, nine seconds.
  • smotheredincheese
    smotheredincheese Posts: 559 Member
    My cat like to sleep on my exercise mat and gets grumpy if I move him...he also rolls over and exposes his soft furry belly which I feel might be his way of promoting fat acceptance and an attempt to shame me for wanting to change my body. But maybe I'm reading too much in to it...
  • abatonfan
    abatonfan Posts: 1,120 Member
    smotheredincheese wrote: »
    My cat like to sleep on my exercise mat and gets grumpy if I move him...he also rolls over and exposes his soft furry belly which I feel might be his way of promoting fat acceptance and an attempt to shame me for wanting to change my body. But maybe I'm reading too much in to it...

    My cat likes to lay down under me if I do a bridge position and then refuses to move her lazy butt. She's forcing me to hold that position for an insane amount of time unless she really wants me to crush her. :lol:
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Mine see's me putting on my trainers and goes and stands by the door, thinking she's coming too. EVERY TIME!
  • dufus12
    dufus12 Posts: 393 Member
    I LOVE this thread!!! My cat ( sadly departed) used to do the same when I was attempting yoga positions. Yes, I meant attempting! He was either under me or on me....
    My Mutt is currently worried by my taking up rebounding......( mini trampolining)...and makes himself scarce. Last time I was doing it, I bounced off it and ended up astride him as he stood watching from the sidelines. He won't make that mistake again, he says!
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    Orphia wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Why does my dog want me to be fat?

    The little bugger has stolen one of my lifting gloves ...again

    And I can't find it anywhere

    *sighs*

    Hmmm, my cat just wants me to sit and cuddle her when I should be being active.

    It's a pet conspiracy!!!!

    My cat rolls around in my sweaty socks then takes one and hides it in a dress shoe.

  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Mine see's me putting on my trainers and goes and stands by the door, thinking she's coming too. EVERY TIME!

    yeah........... my dogs think they are going to the gym with me. which, in all fairness, when its NOT summer, we DO bring them a lot (hubby waits in the car for me or runs errands, I dont drive often LOL). but in the summer- no car trips for doggies (too hot if he gets out and turns car off) :(
  • slideaway1
    slideaway1 Posts: 1,006 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    The little bugger has stolen one of my lifting gloves ...again

    And I can't find it anywhere

    *sighs*

    Maybe your dog has started lifting and is using the gloves to assist his gains. Must be tough on the paws.
  • gizmom19
    gizmom19 Posts: 49 Member
    Best thread I've read!
  • princessbride42
    princessbride42 Posts: 67 Member
    Whenever I put on shoes my dog thinks she gets to go for a walk or hike. It's becoming harder to turn her down.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Mine waits until I grab my water bottle, then she thinks she's going with me
  • professionalHobbyist
    professionalHobbyist Posts: 1,316 Member
    So he can out run you!!
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
    Our old dog likes to lie near me when I'm doing my morning crunches and stretches. Unfortunately, he is rather flatulent...
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Well, pads of their feet is one of the few spots dogs can sweat from, so maybe he's taking your gloves because he thinks it is the equivalent of people that wear garbage bags to force sweat while working out?
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Mine does weird things when I yoga - like get under me in a downward dog, or put his paw on my head in childs pose. I have some photos of his shenanigans.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I put my workout clothes on and my dogs get all excited - which is weird, because for them, it just means going down into the basement with me and taking a nap while I exercise for an hour and a quarter or so.

    As far as that glove goes... I hope you found it. My friend's dog stole a wool sock and ate it; it never came out and it had to be surgically removed. :s
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    I have one with a glove fetish, she always steals one glove out of a pair and chews it to shreds, then eats it in tiny pieces. I hide my work gloves, riding gloves and biking gloves, she will even steal them out of pockets. Not the one pictured, he's passed.
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