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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Sun and wind and cool
    A good day for my Harley
    But I had to work... :s
  • Infamous_El_Guapo
    Infamous_El_Guapo Posts: 421 Member
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Welcome to Hogworts
    Nitwit!! Blubber!! Oddment!! Tweak!!
    Now let us begin...
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sun and wind and cool
    A good day for my Harley
    But I had to work... :s

    Sometimes work is fun
    Most days it steals my good chi
    Retirement soon

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sun and wind and cool
    A good day for my Harley
    But I had to work... :s

    Sometimes work is fun
    Most days it steals my good chi
    Retirement soon
    True I could retire
    My divorce was expensive
    Freedom fifty five?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    My eye was itchy
    I started to rub my eye
    Now it's all puffy

    It is still puffy
    So I called to my doctor
    Appointment at three

    Is it infected?
    Could it be an insect bite?
    Itch, please go away... :s
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    Oh no, not pinkeye?
    Hope the doc sorts things out soon
    And you feel better!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    EmGetsFit wrote: »
    Oh no, not pinkeye?
    Hope the doc sorts things out soon
    And you feel better!
    Doc said no pink eye
    No sign of what caused the itch
    Much better today!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    EmGetsFit wrote: »
    Oh no, not pinkeye?
    Hope the doc sorts things out soon
    And you feel better!
    Doc said no pink eye
    No sign of what caused the itch
    Much better today!!


    Very annoying
    An allergy might it be
    Antihistamine
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Oh blissful slumber
    You hide behind my worries
    Off to bed again
  • RB5790
    RB5790 Posts: 817 Member
    Haiku's are boring
    I shall not play your game sir
    Meow meow meow meow meow
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Very annoying
    An allergy might it be
    Antihistamine
    That is possible
    The swelling is almost gone
    I do not miss itch!!
  • theyalwayscomeback
    theyalwayscomeback Posts: 23 Member
    A/C is now fixed
    I can close my office door
    work or MFP?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    sun bathing pale skin
    clouds lonely in the blue skies
    savoring the time
  • 33Chief
    33Chief Posts: 106 Member
    I love 'Murica
    Beer and hot dogs are awesome
    Freedom rings loudly
  • thewritingviolinst1
    thewritingviolinst1 Posts: 125 Member
    Pizza Pizza Pie
    Pizza pizza pizza pie
    pizza pizza pie

    *Holds for applause*
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Not only Friday
    I am now on vacation
    Two whole weeks of fun!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Not only Friday
    I am now on vacation
    Two whole weeks of fun!!

    What plans do you have?
    Not just working on the house?
    I have 6 weeks off!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    What plans do you have?
    Not just working on the house?
    I have 6 weeks off!
    Road trip with daughter
    Visiting my family
    It is a long trip

    Ottawa to home
    1700 miles round trip
    I do like to drive!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Driving in a car?
    Or you taking the Harley?
    Have a splendid time. X
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Driving in a car?
    Or you taking the Harley?
    Have a splendid time. X
    This time in the car.
    I used the Harley last year
    And the year before... :smiley:

    I'm bringing a gift
    A glass carboy for my sis
    Harley, no cargo!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    What is a carboy ?
    It must be American
    Or I'm just plain thick!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    What is a carboy ?
    It must be American
    Or I'm just plain thick!
    Carboy=demijohn
    It is used to ferment wine
    5 gallons of fun!!
  • tretoptreece
    tretoptreece Posts: 425 Member
    The words are coming fast
    I reach up to grab a few
    MFP users are really cool
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Vacation is fun
    Getting ready for road trip
    No rush and no fuss!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Wish I was there too
    Been in school today painting
    A new library
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    I've been painting too
    A new door for replacement
    Daughter's apartment

    While moving her bed
    She hit the bedroom door hard
    Veneer was broken

    No way to fix it
    Luckily a standard door
    Replacement ready!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Vacation breakfast
    They have a waffle machine
    I am so full now
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Vacation was fun
    A road trip with my daughter
    Motorcycle fun!

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  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    I don’t want to work
    Mondays are pretty tough
    Can I go home now

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