We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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..please take me back..I miss your cheesecake 0 -
apparently we broke up, and she never told me!0
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I texted him the break up news but I guess he never saw it0
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I don't know why, but she broke up with me over Facebook...0
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He shared our dirty laundry on Facebook!0
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She never did the laundry0
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I wish clothes were disposable she kept telling me not to toss it away0
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When I said "do the Hustle with me" She conned a poor Old Guy for the pink slip to his Cadillac!0
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I was just trying to provide baby!0
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She would go through a set of tires every week with her street racing.0
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He only liked Fast Women!0
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She wanted things to move way too slowly0
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He was so fast iT was over before I knew it had started!0
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It was THOSE legs. She could just never understand the impact they had on me!0
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She was too busy having quickies with her ex0
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She didn't have an appreciate for the fine art of the quickie, but I think I will stick around anyway0
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Aww we didn't break up
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Wanted to have quickies on his skate board0
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Couldn't grind a rail.0
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I never knew if he meant something Naughty or not in the things he said!0
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She could never understand my little flirtations0
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kEY WORD "LITTLE"
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She emasculated me publicly one too many times.0
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Yikes....she had eyesight problems...everything appeared smaller than it was0
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She took her skates and left me broken0
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Wanted me to be quite infront of his friEnds and family0
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Her Ex beat her Silly with her Ice Skates!
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Insisted on going ice skating despite my former trauma0
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Used her "trauma" as an excuse for not being able to "perform"0
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he got upset when his dog came and gave me cuddles, he is very protective of his pup0
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