catch me!

An obviously overweight young man
decided to sign up for a weight loss
program complete with a personal trainer.
It included a run each morning at 6:00 a.m.
So when the door bell rings the next
morning, he's dressed and ready to go.
When he opens the door he sees the most
beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's
tall, very well endowed above a very slim
waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed
in a small pair of running shorts and a
running halter that can barely contain her.
She smiles and says, "If you can catch me,
you can have me." and starts off at a very
fast run. This continues each morning.
After about three very frustrating weeks
the young man begins to get in shape and
can almost keep up with her. One morning
he's barely able to touch her running
shorts but can't hang on. But he thinks
tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her
and have her. He barely sleeps that night
waiting in eager anticipation. The next
morning, the bell rings precisely at 6:00
am. He runs to the door and throws it
open. There stands a huge burley woman,
at least six feet five inches in height and
over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a
plough ox and has a large wart amid her
facial hair. She smiles and says, "I'm your
new trainer. If I can catch you, I can have
you!"