We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Preferred his ex's dog to me
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I never heard the end of it! She couldn't stop ranting on and on about how her chose a Dog over her!0
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Didn't much care for my dog0
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His dog would always watch and growl at me the whole time!0
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She kept going to the wrong house. My dog never speaks. My neighbor's dog is the one that does all of the growling.0
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Busted!!! he found out about me & the neighbor!
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Thank you all for the long giggle fit.
He dumped me in a text so he wouldn't hold me back from meeting someone younger.0 -
She answered all of my questions on her shirts, though I rarely got past the word "um."0
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He was always talking about the way his Ex's Shirts spoke to him! I thought he was a lunatic!0
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She kept calling the men in white coats to come and take me away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all of the time......0
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He was happier when he was Institutionalized!
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She wanted to get me a lobotomy so I would be easier to handle!0
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She kept slipping me Prozac in my food.0
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He didnt like being drugged
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He was out of control and when he found the Lobotomy for Dummies Book I had hidden in my closet He freaked and Bolted! I havent heard from him since!0
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She kept practicing out of date psychiatry techniques on every one.0
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He wouldn't put the seat down. Like . . . ever!0
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She never passed the blunt.0
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It was only legal in Colorado! I wasnt going to jail for him!0
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She would never, ever, take one little risk when I asked her to0
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Took a risk in Vegas and I had to sleep with a millionaire.0
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Left me for his new Sugar Daddy!0
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She wanted a sugar daddy not a sugar mumma0
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I have a NDA that prohibits telling the details of our relationship. We didn't break up though.0
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Didn't want to be my sugar mamma0
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Got mad because I went to a different Tattoo Artist for my Ink!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Got mad because I went to a different Tattoo Artist for my Ink!
That's very rude in the tattoo industry0 -
Was always reminding me of tattoo protocol0
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I wouldn't get her name Tattooed on my ...........!0
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