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Ed_Amundson
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Just leave the request. It could be for help, hope, trouble, depression, obsession, addiction, health issues, spiritual issues, disappointments, discouragements, opportunities, conflict, needs, dreams etc. No debates... P.S. I am a Pastor of an American church. I pray all prayers in Jesus' name. Just ask! What have you got to loose?
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Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot0
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asianfashionista86 wrote: »Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot
No, just no!! Laughing too hard at this!
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oh no0
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With all of that static charge, I will pray that when he walks, he does not explode! I hope he doesn't smoke. He will if he moves too quickly! LOL Seriously, prayers for you GreenGoddess because you are a good sport!0
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asianfashionista86 wrote: »Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot
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Just so you are aware, religion is a banned topic on the forums do to possible "divisiveness". Hence, why you are getting a lot of jokes cause this thread will be deleted very soon.0
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asflatasapancake wrote: »arditarose wrote: »oh no
Oh yeah!
I'm not sure about the terms of services guidelines, but there's something about religious stuff. It'll come to me. Pray for my memory to return.
Wouldn't you want him to pray for your release from prison or are the boys in the slammers giving you the love you so much desperately desired.0 -
LOL, That was record timing! A whopping 2 minutes! I believe you may need prayer for things but not speed! LOL0
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Blood of Christ, I wonder?0 -
gggggg0
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Ah yes, Lieutenant Underpants God is already aware of the details. You want to be freaked out? He's like Santa Clause, He sees you when your sleeping... Among other things! hint hint0
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saraleighb90 wrote: »Pray for my children's health and safety and that these fertility treatments work and I have a healthy pregnancy!
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Welp it was fun while it lasted.... I'm sure the kool aid man will be interrupting more threads in the future
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leut_underpants wrote: »Ed_Amundson wrote: »saraleighb90 wrote: »Pray for my children's health and safety and that these fertility treatments work and I have a healthy pregnancy!
Okay, that was nice. Amen.
^ who invited this guy?0 -
Actually, I don't mind the Lieutenant! He's funny, a bit crude, but hey, that's how he rolls! I find myself chuckling at his innuendos... I know it is Sophomoric of me, but God loves him too, more than he knows...0
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leut_underpants wrote: »asflatasapancake wrote: »asianfashionista86 wrote: »Welp it was fun while it lasted.... I'm sure the kool aid man will be interrupting more threads in the future
Any thread that is against the TOS, I would imagine.
I see no flags yet. I say three pages.
Ed, turn your head while we make our wagers.
One report can end all the wagers though quickly....it isn't a fair fight. My guess will be two pages as it is likely to get reported or already has been.0
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