Post a lie about the person above

Used to train penguins to serve as butlers.

Doesn't have a teddy bear named Mr Snuggles

Is always the 1 out of five people with a difference of opinion.

Dresses in a pink tutu and heels for shopping

Once fooled thousands of people at a cosplay into thinking she was dressed up as a super hero, the dark unknown reality was that she IS actually that superhero and for the first time in her life she was able to walk among her fans, hiding in plain sight.

Trades unicycle lessons for red rubber clown noses.

Isn't a cougar ;P

Eats red skittles straight out the tube.

Is a senior wizardess at Hogwarts castle

Invented scratch and sniff panties.

Sends me a new pair of scratch and sniff panties every Friday.

Slept with the bouncer of the newest nightclub in her city

Was once nominated as president of Australia

She comes from a highly skilled line of assassins.

He's a male stripper