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After a speedboat crash resulting in fatalities for everyone but him, he made it to the shore of a desert island with the use of his only unbroken leg. After a tough fight to survive for the first few weeks he eventually began to thrive. By the time he was rescued 14 months later he had constructed a stunning beachfront home which he sold for $1.3 million making him the only person to ever become richer from being ship-wrecked.0
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Lacks imagination0
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Hides chinchillas under her bed0
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Once had a used fly strip stuck in their hair for three days before noticing.0
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Auditioned for an exorcism movie.0
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Drinks a blend of coffee, mint tea and orange juice every morning.0
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Drives a custom van with shag carpet on the inside and a picture of a sunset airbrush painted on the outside.0
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Founded the institute for Dirty Eating0
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Plants flowers in his free time0
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Hmm.. Ok. Wears cat sweatershandyrunner wrote: »0 -
Knits cat sweaters0
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loves to lick her finger after picking her belly button0
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That's pretty messed up lolPhoenix_2015 wrote: »loves to lick her finger after picking her belly button
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she farts 200 times a day
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Wrestles junkyard dogs0
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finny11122 wrote: »she farts 200 times a day
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finny11122 wrote: »she farts 200 times a day
Probably true
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Once woke up with a mouth full of feathers and had no idea how or why it happened.0
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Is a carny0
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Can't knock down the milk bottles and win a goldfish0
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Played a body double for David Spade in Joe Dirt0
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Once froze his balls to the porch0
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she wants to make me her zombie husband0
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Wants a zombie wife.0
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Just got done reenacting the bathtub scene from Breaking Bad.0
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she made me marry her at gunpoint
Im actually tied to a bed this very moment watching the movie misery0 -
Nothing turns him on more than girls ravaging him at gunpoint.0
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he was the one who held the gun to my head0
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