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After a speedboat crash resulting in fatalities for everyone but him, he made it to the shore of a desert island with the use of his only unbroken leg. After a tough fight to survive for the first few weeks he eventually began to thrive. By the time he was rescued 14 months later he had constructed a stunning beachfront home which he sold for $1.3 million making him the only person to ever become richer from being ship-wrecked.

Hides chinchillas under her bed

Auditioned for an exorcism movie.

PewterSky wrote: »

Drinks a blend of coffee, mint tea and orange juice every morning.

Founded the institute for Dirty Eating

GoJul18 wrote: »

Plants flowers in his free time

Ha that isn't a lie. I garden

Knits cat sweaters

Phoenix_2015 wrote: »

loves to lick her finger after picking her belly button

That's pretty messed up lol

Wrestles junkyard dogs

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finny11122 wrote: »

she farts 200 times a day

Probably true

hahaha

Is a carny

Played a body double for David Spade in Joe Dirt

she wants to make me her zombie husband

Just got done reenacting the bathtub scene from Breaking Bad.

Nothing turns him on more than girls ravaging him at gunpoint.