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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Is the main focus complaint at all HOA Board Meetings...her and her noisy parties!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Worked nights as a male stripper...hey there bob :p
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Has resorted to chasing after the 'creepy old man' in the free-candy van explaining that she's performing a community service by changing his interests away from little children. Upon catching-up with one of these 'old-men', definitely shows them what that sad, tear-stained inflatable mattress in the back of their van can be used for...

    ... on a possibly related note, twin-bed sized fleece-flock inflatable mattress sales have increased two-fold in her area, and older vans are being sold and registered in ever greater numbers
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Has a tattoo of the cookie monster on his stomach
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
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    She stole my wallet and punched me in the face before she left
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    lichic25 wrote: »
    She stole my wallet and punched me in the face before she left

    She tried taking MY wallet but nearly took my life in the process
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Someone looked at him wrong once and he called the cops, said he felt threatened.
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
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    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    lichic25 wrote: »
    She stole my wallet and punched me in the face before she left

    She tried taking MY wallet but nearly took my life in the process

    Carries a ridiculous amount of wallets with him wherever he goes.

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She works as a outreach liaison to the sleestack community. It's the first time in her entire career that she's found meaning in her daily tasks.
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
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    Runs an underground "Sweatin To The Oldies" gym on the weekends.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    @suzreen Broke my heart in a dream once --- Walking in a lightly forested area that had just been covered in fresh snow with little bunny footprints all around, we gazed into each other's eyes, and I began to introduce myself ...

    ... ,"Hell NO!" is all I heard as she turned and rode off on her bike, lighting the forest ablaze; it was then that I noticed that she'd chained my right ankle to a tree. The tickling flames sounded like her laughter as I lost consciousness...

    @lichic25 Is jealous that she cannot come to 'sweating to the oldies' with me, and also cannot receive my AARP discount at the neighboring ice creamery
  • Behindthesehazeleyes96
    Behindthesehazeleyes96 Posts: 544 Member
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    Has a trampstamp that says "I ❤️ Michael Jackson"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Collects tattoos - not her own mind you, but on the 'used' market. She's frequently found at ME offices and/or crematoriums in sparsely populated rural areas increasing the size and variety of her collection. Uses the rationale, "Why not?, they're done with them".
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    All of the elderly people hate him with a PASSION, because he square dances better than anybody!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    She likes to catch and eat opossums
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
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    Former Ice Capades skater
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    suzreen wrote: »
    All of the elderly people hate him with a PASSION, because he SPONGE BOB squarePANTS dances better than anybody!
    (fixed it for ya dear! w00t!)


    jrline wrote: »
    She likes to catch and eat opossums
    Hearkening back to a traumatic event in his early childhood, @jrline still attempts to fly... and misses his first cat "Rocky", who couldn't.

    lichic25 wrote: »
    Former Ice Capades skater
    Is not wearing any pants in her pics; she smiles here not only because we don't know, but because she was seated on a rather active turtle at the moment.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    All of the elderly people hate him with a PASSION, because he SPONGE BOB squarePANTS dances better than anybody!
    (fixed it for ya dear! w00t!)


    jrline wrote: »
    She likes to catch and eat opossums
    Hearkening back to a traumatic event in his early childhood, @jrline still attempts to fly... and misses his first cat "Rocky", who couldn't

    Thanks for catching that, SpongeBob. Love, Patrick

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    suzreen wrote: »
    Thanks for catching that, SpongeBob. Love, Patrick

    Digs me; we share our adoration for a specific pink asteroidal echinoderm. :kissing_heart:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Post a lie, now Stan!

    He hasn't made his diary public because he can't figure out how to log all the roadkill he eats, and he doesn't want his "guestimate" called in to question by his pals. He learned to eat and enjoy roadkill after that time I left him chained to a tree in the forest.

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