If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Give her a big hug and tell her how awesome I think she is ... .we'd be chatting for hours

Aww sweetie ..kisses and cuddles ..maybe we should sit in back of coffee shop for some privacy and heavy petting

Nod politely and smile.

Notify the proper authorities

I would say "hey you gonna drink that" didn't think so thanks

wonder if that is really coffee in your cup

watch as both he and @Love2Rappel get lectured about no shirt no service lol

Hug flirt friendzoned repeat. Also why does Swype pick up friendzoned but not haha?

Think 'she looks oddly familiar'

Make a grand toast befitting a royal banquet.