Have you ever ___________?

No. There are few irresponsible acts beyond that that truly piss me off.

HYE walked into the wrong apartment/hotel room/ house while the person who belonged there was there?

I have!

Have you ever had a Hotel maid walk in when you were "Busy"?

Yes

HYE been parasailing?

Never! Always pull over!

Have you ever witnessed a bad head on collision?

No, my longest run to date is a 10K.

HYE donated blood?

Yes

HYE been Goofy?

no
have you ever whitewater rafted?

This is the first time in my life I feel thin enough to do that and I am far too old.

HYE pretended to be an "automated message" when you answer the phone?

No

Have you ever treated yourself to dinner at a fancy restaurant?

I have never lived on a boat

HYE gone to a Detroit Tigers baseball game?