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Has never visited that site before.

Lives in the dark

Is a professional ice skater

Is right at this very moment waxing his chest

Missed a spot

Likes to lick walls... When no one is looking.

Has no sense of humor!

Is Santa Claus

Collects flesh-colored eggs from rare bird species. Hopes to hatch them all at one time and be a momma-bird to all
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He lives in an undersea laboratory where he develops hot air balloons. Unfortunately none have ever been tested

Totally a lie! We're working on Hot Air BABOONS (<-- entirely different!)

@LiftingRiot is disclosing secrets today because of his recent dismissal from his position within my research institute, where, until recently, he worked repetitive motions with ever-increasing resistance factors and a stable intake of 'special fuel' meeting his dietary needs. Unfortunately, @LiftingRiot was made redundant by the installation of an eviscerating pump to handle our facilities out-bound sewage.

Is writing a cookbook about roadkill

painted that picture on the wall

Draws his tash on

Stalks his neighbour

Is currently filming the new Mr. Clean Commercials