Dear God What Have I Done?

tincanonastring
tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
edited November 2024 in Motivation and Support
Tonight's shenanigans: http://brewmile.com/event/philadelphia/

A fun-run consisting of chugging beer while running a mile. I'm really worried.

How am I going to log this? How do I determine how much beer actually goes down my throat, how much gets sprayed through the air as I heave for air, coughing and sputtering down the course, and how much gets sopped up in my beard? Do I wear my heart rate monitor? I know they are for steady state cardio, but will the beer breaks really interrupt my exercise enough to have an effect on my calorie burn? I'm getting dropped off and will have to walk to the venue; do I log that burn as exercise or just chalk it up as part of my regular calorie allotment?

I'm thinking about just not going. HELP!!!

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  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,664 Member
    Oh man, I am so jealous right now and I only live like 45 mins from Philly.

    Dude, just log like 10,000 calories for both food and exercise. Pretty sure everything cancels out. :open_mouth:
  • strong_curves
    strong_curves Posts: 2,229 Member
    :D
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Dude, as long as you don't end up face down on the pavement with people trampling your lifeless body on their way to the finish line, it's all good. Perhaps measure your urine output to determine beerage? Because what goes in...
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Oh, and pics or it didn't happen. ;)
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    Only one mile?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Dude, as long as you don't end up face down on the pavement with people trampling your lifeless body on their way to the finish line, it's all good. Perhaps measure your urine output to determine beerage? Because what goes in...

    There are multiple points of egress, though. I'm not sure what to do!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


    What are those, some sort of penis torture device? No thank you!
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


    What are those, some sort of penis torture device? No thank you!

    What a prude.
  • CSARdiver
    CSARdiver Posts: 6,251 Member
    This is awesome!

    Reminds me of the blood donation event at my old pub "Give a pint - Get a pint".
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    CSARdiver wrote: »
    This is awesome!

    Reminds me of the blood donation event at my old pub "Give a pint - Get a pint".

    That is wildly irresponsible and I wholeheartedly support it!
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    CSARdiver wrote: »
    This is awesome!

    Reminds me of the blood donation event at my old pub "Give a pint - Get a pint".

    I did that for a pint of ice cream! Totally worth it.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Canman, I think you need to pre-lube. <nods>
  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,771 Member
    CSARdiver wrote: »
    This is awesome!

    Reminds me of the blood donation event at my old pub "Give a pint - Get a pint".

    That's brilliant. I bet you would get lit very quickly and it wouldn't take much more than a pint. Sign me up.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Canman, I think you need to pre-lube. <nods>

    You're bad!

    CRAP! Now I've got even more to worry about! What about my pre-workout! I'm so used to warming up a certain way before running and I don't think I'm going to have time!

    This is going to be a disaster.
  • Dnarules
    Dnarules Posts: 2,081 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


    What are those, some sort of penis torture device? No thank you!

    Penis measuring devices.

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Dnarules wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


    What are those, some sort of penis torture device? No thank you!

    Penis measuring devices.

    Immediately made me think of this: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4373480/Pasta/

    **Warning: Link is NSFW-ish
  • Dnarules
    Dnarules Posts: 2,081 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Dnarules wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Only one mile?

    What's wrong with you?!?! Why would you inflict more than a mile of that on anyone!?! Are you some sort of monster?!

    I was filling my face with doughnut holes while running a half.


    You can do this. Just bring one of these:

    crazy-straw.jpg


    What are those, some sort of penis torture device? No thank you!

    Penis measuring devices.

    Immediately made me think of this: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4373480/Pasta/

    **Warning: Link is NSFW-ish

    Lol.

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