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Can't suck a golf ball through a 50m hose pipe0
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It's against his religion to wear shirts0
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is naked from the waist down in this his profile pic0
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Has an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids0
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Eye color is mismatched, and she's entirely too semiconscious about it; tries to conceal her shame with over-sized sunglasses.0
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Lives by eating nothing but fish bait. Nobody is exactly sure how, but it seems to work for him.0
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has written all the books on the shelf behind him..0
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Has never ever read a book...not because she's illiterate she's very literate she doesn't like paper0
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Has been known to fill balloons with exploding compounds and set them loose on the general population.0
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Gets rids of excess body hair by covering the affected areas in grass juice and letting the cows lick it off.0
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is a catholic school teacher0
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run's races in hobnail boots0
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Can't grow an awesome mustache.0
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Can grow an awesome 'stache, but in all the wrong places0
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The trick is to eat the bait first, then go for a swim!Michael_Lucas wrote: »Lives by eating nothing but fish bait. Nobody is exactly sure how, but it seems to work for him.
@PurringMyrrh - Had a nasty allergic reaction to a popular face cleanser... (this is the before shot)0 -
still figuring out what the internet is0
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Sleeps standing up.0
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Collects male MFP friends for the upcoming "Pokemon ladies only" battle thread.0
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He won the Kentucky derby on a three legged horse0
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Loves to be in the spotlight...provided it's coming from a police helicopter.0
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was the only real zombie in the walking dead .0
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Marks his lunchbag in the staff lounge fridge by peeing on it.0
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Claims to be purring but hates cats completely!0
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PurringMyrrh wrote: »Marks his lunchbag in the staff lounge fridge by peeing on it.
hahaha. i gota mark my territory.
it still dose'nt stop her from eating my lunch0 -
Plans to move to Syria and join the IS0
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mikestobbs1 wrote: »Plans to move to Syria and join the IS
jihadi john just tried to recruit me0 -
Is boycotting his local Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear establishment because they stopped serving Tequilla Rose.0
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Is signed up for my sex ed class.0
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His class involves Hookers and Motel rooms!
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Is dying her hair jet black at this very moment.0
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