Post a lie about the person above

sixxpoint · August 2015

She worships Satan

JSurita3 · August 2015

Is part of a satanic cult

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2015

Is Irish

ilfaith · August 2015

Lives in a tiny basement apartment with only her pet iguana for company.

sixxpoint · August 2015

Eats 5,000 calories every day

PurringMyrrh · August 2015

Once broke his arm trying to fight off a moth

slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Really wanted a rainbow care bear as a profile pic but accidently uploaded the wrong pic

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2015

That heart was strategically placed by MFP because they thought she was too sweet too put behind bars! ;p

kjm3579 · August 2015

Believes in fairies and rides unicorns

PurringMyrrh · August 2015

Stole a book from the library on kleptomania

taco_inspector · August 2015

Breeds and maintains a large "herd" of Colorado River and Sonoran River toads that she regularly milks for their hallucinogenic poison, which she sells on the local market to supplement her protein powder budget.

kjm3579 · August 2015

Is the president of the company that manufacturers the Tug Toner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

SurelyShannon · August 2015

He is the real Slim Shady

ilfaith · August 2015

Squeezes her dog into a small handbag so she can carry it into fancy shops

finny11122 · August 2015

Had her servant Alfred release the hounds on me

taco_inspector · August 2015

No details here, but has become "fast friends" with one or more of the aforementioned hounds.

kjm3579 · August 2015

standenvernet wrote: »

No details here, but has become "fast friends" with one or more of the aforementioned hounds.

Is the inventor of the Jog Strap....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2OBReZXJ4

taco_inspector · August 2015

kjm3579 wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

No details here, but has become "fast friends" with one or more of the aforementioned hounds.

Is the inventor of the Jog Strap.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2OBReZXJ4

You can never be too hydrated...

... or too hung.

Claims that he shops exclusively online to explain his all too often ill-fitting wardrobe and binding undergarments.

Noelv1976 · August 2015

Helped El Chapo break out of prison

taco_inspector · August 2015

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Helped El Chapo break out of prison

At only 5.5-feet tall, I simply hid him beneath a pair of shorts borrowed from @kjm3579 that had been purchased online and walked outta the prison (the tunnel was strictly used for access to local bars and nightclubs while "Shorty" was being held).

@Noelv1976 inspires a lot of people

... many to drink, or to use foul language, but nonetheless he is inspirational to many.

Nograce80 · August 2015

Doesn't dig me anymore.

bryantparson · August 2015

May actually be a cyberman.

Nograce80 · August 2015

Is interested in my because of that fact!

pinayfit90 · August 2015

He is a spy

Timshel_ · August 2015

I know Pinay is native american, but I aways read Pliny, which makes me think of pliny the elder, which then I want to drink. There is no lie. I just wanted to say that.