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slimgirljo15

Lives in a basement and never sees the light of day

Darren5630

Is never sarcastic

RunTimer

is a sheep herder

slimgirljo15

Darren5630 wrote: »

Is never sarcastic

heeeyyyy thats true ..Im never sarcastic
Does not have a hot toosh

Leeloo74

Has 27 cats

Nograce80

Eats bugs for protein.

Melon_Ninja

Dresses up like Batman every Friday night and stands on top of their roof screaming "I am the hero this city deserves!!!"

ilfaith

Has to put L or R on all her shoes so she can figure out which goes on which foot.

Ivonne_992

Is transgender.

Leeloo74

Is afraid of kittens

PewterSky

Rides a purple Volkswagen beetle

slimgirljo15

Rollerblades to work

Leeloo74

Only eats pop tarts - nothing else

finny11122

fights random strangers for no particular reason

LAT1963

Faked the moon landing.

Alisontheice

Has designed a colony on the moon and is moving there tomorrow

ilfaith

Hired a dwarf to follow her around with a camera and take pictures of her legs from the most flattering angle

finny11122

insured her legs for a million euro

slimgirljo15

Was a woman till a week ago

FabulousFantasticFifty

She very anti social and is usually rude to me especially!

Kaligraphy

Is half human half llama

Leeloo74

Rubs cucumbers on her face every night as a moisturizer

JSurita3

Only showers twice a week to save water.

CTnicktellis

Has a smiley face tattoed on her butt crack

JSurita3

Does Not have a smokin hot body

slimgirljo15

He is secretly plotting a world take over

finny11122

we done unspeakable acts of debauchery together

Leeloo74

Draws on his facial hair with a marker

CTnicktellis

Was previously engaged to Channing Tatum

Building_Bulk

Has never worked out a day in his life