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  • lushers80
    lushers80 Posts: 397 Member
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    Can't suck a golf ball through a 50m hose pipe
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    It's against his religion to wear shirts
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    is naked from the waist down in this his profile pic
  • Mindless_Games
    Mindless_Games Posts: 151 Member
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    Has an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Eye color is mismatched, and she's entirely too semiconscious about it; tries to conceal her shame with over-sized sunglasses.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Lives by eating nothing but fish bait. Nobody is exactly sure how, but it seems to work for him.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    has written all the books on the shelf behind him..
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Has never ever read a book...not because she's illiterate she's very literate she doesn't like paper
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Has been known to fill balloons with exploding compounds and set them loose on the general population.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Gets rids of excess body hair by covering the affected areas in grass juice and letting the cows lick it off.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    is a catholic school teacher
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    run's races in hobnail boots
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Can't grow an awesome mustache.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Can grow an awesome 'stache, but in all the wrong places
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Lives by eating nothing but fish bait. Nobody is exactly sure how, but it seems to work for him.
    The trick is to eat the bait first, then go for a swim!

    @PurringMyrrh - Had a nasty allergic reaction to a popular face cleanser... (this is the before shot)
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    still figuring out what the internet is
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Sleeps standing up.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Collects male MFP friends for the upcoming "Pokemon ladies only" battle thread.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    He won the Kentucky derby on a three legged horse
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Loves to be in the spotlight...provided it's coming from a police helicopter.

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