We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I bought her a perfectly good pen, but she kept breaking pencils0
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She tried to rub me out
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I accidentally erased him when I spilled my tea 0
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She burned the hell out of me with a hot cup of tea0
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She erased my ex0
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She turned me in and I was convicted!0
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She called me she again!0
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Lol..Im not breaking up with you my sketchy friend0
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I think she liked my stories but I was never sure.0
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He thinks he's Slim now! craaaaayzy!!!0
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Would say the most random things0
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Didn't understand my minimalist music collection.0
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Didnt like my Singing0
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She sang the same three notes day after day after day0
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He didnt like my taste0
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I liked the way she tasted too much0
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I tried licking him and he disappeared
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Her tongue was all black and I didnt know where her mouth had been!
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She knew where my mouth had been..its why she dumped me 0
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She would never let me watch0
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I caught him watching Porno on Slim's Web page!
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Power struggle0
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He always struggled when I handcuffed him!0
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She cuffed me and lost the keys0
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I found her tied to the bed....and I didn't do it0
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He always denied his bad deeds0
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She would never buy my alibis0
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