lame pick up line's....
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tracyannk28 wrote: »although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"
Haha When I was in Iraq those same guys would be like "you beautiful, white women green eyes = beautiful baby, want to have mine?"
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I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"0
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together0
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I heard a lot, but my all time favorites are:
1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing
2. On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped and I poked her
3. Your so hot my zippers falling for you
4. So we're friend now, when do the benifits kick in
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Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
That was my line, lmao0 -
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'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest
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salembambi wrote: »'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest
That would be scary. Not fun times I'm thinking0 -
In my native language for saying "I like you" you say it like backwards, so it is a confusion, you say like: you like me and it actually means I like you, once approached a chick and mumbled....You like me......how stupid!
Bad pick up line: I like you so much that I wouldn't argue with you about who pays for the room...0 -
When I was in my early twenties this guy walked up to me in a bar and licked his finger, wiped it on my shirt, and said "baby let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes"0
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Do you like coffee? Cause I know I'm gonna like you a Latte.0
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