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lame pick up line's....

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  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
    I heard a lot, but my all time favorites are:

    1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing
    2. On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped and I poked her
    3. Your so hot my zippers falling for you
    4. So we're friend now, when do the benifits kick in

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

    That was my line, lmao
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    mizzzc wrote: »
    I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

    and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

    LOL! Awesome. but you don't look like a 50 year old native man.

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    'i want to die while inside you' was the scariest

    That would be scary. Not fun times I'm thinking
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    In my native language for saying "I like you" you say it like backwards, so it is a confusion, you say like: you like me and it actually means I like you, once approached a chick and mumbled....You like me......how stupid!

    Bad pick up line: I like you so much that I wouldn't argue with you about who pays for the room...
  • 79dawn
    79dawn Posts: 19 Member
    When I was in my early twenties this guy walked up to me in a bar and licked his finger, wiped it on my shirt, and said "baby let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes"
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    Do you like coffee? Cause I know I'm gonna like you a Latte. :D
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