I want to drink alcohol. Lots of it?
CharonCharon
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I know there are some expert here.
What alcohol has the least calories with the highest drunk feeling?
I want max drunkness for least calories.
Last night I had a simple 4 ounces of vodka. I think it was over 300 calories.
I have to eat - so I eat that 94% fat free popcorn so I can eat a lot.
I have tried air popping it without any oil. Not going to happen. Tastes like paper.
The whole dinner and movie thing was almost 600 calories.
I want to get drunk !
And I do not do drugs.
What alcohol has the least calories with the highest drunk feeling?
I want max drunkness for least calories.
Last night I had a simple 4 ounces of vodka. I think it was over 300 calories.
I have to eat - so I eat that 94% fat free popcorn so I can eat a lot.
I have tried air popping it without any oil. Not going to happen. Tastes like paper.
The whole dinner and movie thing was almost 600 calories.
I want to get drunk !
And I do not do drugs.
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I must admit I've never tried it and I wouldn't recommend it because its extremely dangerous but alcohol enemas have the least calories with the highest drunk feeling. Super classy. Enjoy.0
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Whoa, are you having a bad day? Or just need to celebrate something? Heavy drinking will make it harder to not go way over on your cals for the day. Once you get seriously buzzed it's easy to start booze cruising thru your kitchen. Why not stick to a shot of tequila and a couple of beers along with a decent dinner. Sorry I can't tell you cals on that stuff; I'm a wine drinker!0
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Basically, the lower the alcohol by volume, the lower the calories. White wine is lower than red. Lower alcohol beer is lower calorie than higher alcohol beer.
BTW, why on earth would you want to get blackout drunk anyway? It messes up your electrolyes for days.0 -
CharonCharon wrote: »I know there are some expert here.
What alcohol has the least calories with the highest drunk feeling?
I want max drunkness for least calories.
Last night I had a simple 4 ounces of vodka. I think it was over 300 calories.
I have to eat - so I eat that 94% fat free popcorn so I can eat a lot.
I have tried air popping it without any oil. Not going to happen. Tastes like paper.
The whole dinner and movie thing was almost 600 calories.
I want to get drunk !
And I do not do drugs.
I am not a professional, but on the rare occasion i have that thinking about drinking, it's a HUGE RED FLAG that something is not right in my life and I need to figure out what it is and fix it. It's also an indication to me that drinking alcohol is the LAST thing i need to be doing. i don't know you, but i am VERY concerned about what i highlighted above. i think you need to speak with a professional counselor. NOW!0 -
alcohol vaporizers. They allow you to breathe in the alcohol vapor, making you drunk but for zero calories
Basically there isn't any "light" booze choices because alcohol is defined as being 7 calories per gram of alcohol. If you want to ingest alcohol, and a lot of it, you're going to ingest a lot of calories. Drinking lower percentage drinks wouldn't help you since you are looking to get wasted, so you would need to drink more lower percentage drinks to be drunk.
Lightest choices are clear liquors with no added sugars or other junk. Vodka and diet/club soda would be one of the lowest calorie choices.0 -
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CharonCharon wrote: »I know there are some expert here.
What alcohol has the least calories with the highest drunk feeling?
I want max drunkness for least calories.
Last night I had a simple 4 ounces of vodka. I think it was over 300 calories.
I have to eat - so I eat that 94% fat free popcorn so I can eat a lot.
I have tried air popping it without any oil. Not going to happen. Tastes like paper.
The whole dinner and movie thing was almost 600 calories.
I want to get drunk !
And I do not do drugs.
I am not a professional, but on the rare occasion i have that thinking about drinking, it's a HUGE RED FLAG that something is not right in my life and I need to figure out what it is and fix it. It's also an indication to me that drinking alcohol is the LAST thing i need to be doing. i don't know you, but i am VERY concerned about what i highlighted above. i think you need to speak with a professional counselor. NOW!
You're not a professional. Maybe she needs to see a counselor. Maybe she just had a sucky day.
That thoughts of alcohol mean you're having mental health issues does not mean that everyone who wants to get drunk needs immediate mental health care.
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I stick to vodka for quick down the rabbit hole experiences. However, how many calories depends on brand.
Edit: I'd like to note that I don't support getting drunk and always believe that everybody should remain in full functionality at all times, but we are adult, hopefully, humans and we can make our own decisions.0 -
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StaceyWhatsit wrote: »I must admit I've never tried it and I wouldn't recommend it because its extremely dangerous but alcohol enemas have the least calories with the highest drunk feeling. Super classy. Enjoy.
LOL
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Tequila. ~90 calories per shot. But, you're generally good with any hard liquor (Not liquor, as those have loads of sugars added).0
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UltimateRBF wrote: »Vodka enema. That'll get you wasted, if the urban legends are true. Course it could also get you dead.
Yikes. Is that an example of the caloric burn of butthurt verses snarky?
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Vodka straight or with mineral water. Alcohol is empty calories. If you want to drink a lot of it and fit it into your calorie allowance then you'll need to eat less. Deal with it.0
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morgan_mfit wrote: »alcohol vaporizers. They allow you to breathe in the alcohol vapor, making you drunk but for zero calories
Basically there isn't any "light" booze choices because alcohol is defined as being 7 calories per gram of alcohol. If you want to ingest alcohol, and a lot of it, you're going to ingest a lot of calories. Drinking lower percentage drinks wouldn't help you since you are looking to get wasted, so you would need to drink more lower percentage drinks to be drunk.
Lightest choices are clear liquors with no added sugars or other junk. Vodka and diet/club soda would be one of the lowest calorie choices.
i drink flavored vodka with soda water/club soda and it's around 90 calories per 1.5 ounces. not bad.0 -
UltimateRBF wrote: »Vodka enema. That'll get you wasted, if the urban legends are true. Course it could also get you dead.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Texan-dies-after-wife-administers-sherry-enema/2005/02/03/1107228819966.html0 -
My drink of choice southern comfort is only 70 calories per shot. I presume most other spirits are about the same. I use Pepsi Max as a mixer so no calories other than the alcoholic drink itself.
Not sure how many you would need to get really drunk though ( about half dozen should get me there but I suspect most people would need more )0 -
You and me both sister!
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Bacardi 151, Bacardi's rum with the highest alcoholic content, contains 122 calories and zero fat and carbs per 1-ounce serving. combine with diet coke, add ice as needed.0
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MyChocolateDiet wrote: »You and me both sister!
When I grow up I want to be Karen. Or Jordan from Scrubs.
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StaceyWhatsit wrote: »I must admit I've never tried it and I wouldn't recommend it because its extremely dangerous but alcohol enemas have the least calories with the highest drunk feeling. Super classy. Enjoy.
Haha, I was going to reference the scene from Silicon Valley where Richard's lawyer is talking about inserting grain alcohol soaked tampons.0
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