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  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    Is living the same day over and over but the rest of us don't realise it because he or she is stuck in a time thingy
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    never drinks anything but red bull
  • OooLaurenooO
    OooLaurenooO Posts: 227 Member
    Wears ladies red underwear to bed..
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    Johnny Depp is your biological father but because he was so young when he had you he wanted to focus on his career and he anonymously gave you away for adoption. He also didn't want anyone to know about his love child with Morgan Fairchild
  • hoppykins83
    hoppykins83 Posts: 131 Member
    has a secret collection of her own finger nails...
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    15 years ago, @happykins83 discovered a new kind of fruit that makes others crazy. He has been using it to is advantage. Whenever he doesn't like someone, they magically end up in a mental hospital and no one knows why
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    @Hoppykins83 my bad...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    once did a rootbeer cleanse
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    Likes to binge watch Desperate Housewives when he is home alone
  • hoppykins83
    hoppykins83 Posts: 131 Member
    walks around wondering if people will recognize her as Simba the Ringling Brothers clown from her time in the circus
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Scratches where it doesn't itch...
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Makes it a habit to visit people and clog the toilets, slipping out before they see the horrifying mess
  • Nebula2
    Nebula2 Posts: 323 Member
    he loves a hotter older woman, 90 is his prime target group.
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    Has an awesome MFP pic gallery
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2015
    Recently changed his name to "Broh" to avoid confusion in peer groups
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    Is almost ready for solid food
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    Drinks 6oz of embryonic fluid every morning to maintain that healthy glow.
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    Knows my antiaging secret, damnit
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    His profile pic is really him running from the law
  • Leeloo74
    Leeloo74 Posts: 361 Member
    Has 42 cats
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    dances with wolves
  • hoppykins83
    hoppykins83 Posts: 131 Member
    goes to bed every night with a stuffed teddy named Mr. snuggles
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    not his family, posing with child actors
  • abens123
    abens123 Posts: 94 Member
    photoshop
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    has fear of heights
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Was employed as a stunt double for the "Predator" character in the movie of the same name; was asked not to return for the sequels because he body-shamed Mr. Schwarzenegger too often during filming.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Is actually a time traveler from the year 2551, here to fix an issue with the Unix system before 2032.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2015
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Is actually a time traveler from the year 2551, here to fix an issue with the Unix system before 2032.
    Discovered this when he caught me suppressing the nearly world-ending Windows v9 release and artificially accelerating the deployment of MSWindows v10; the UX issues are far less urgent.. ya Damned snoop!
  • Nebula2
    Nebula2 Posts: 323 Member
    He digs me
  • Leeloo74
    Leeloo74 Posts: 361 Member
    Has 14 illegitimate kids

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