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MrNundy · August 2015

She is a talking hubcap

idrinkalotofwater · August 2015

Didn't even know hubcap was the English word for it.

You are Santa Clause

finny11122 · August 2015

has a water slide from her bedroom to the garden

KingLarry99 · August 2015

is one of the Men In Black,,,

RunTimer · August 2015

fills water bottle with vodka

slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Lives in a commune

bobbyneedstogetfit · August 2015

Keeps men locked up in her basement

Unknown · August 2015

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slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Has never worked out

Leeloo74 · August 2015

Sits on the beach doing her mermaid call and walks away disappointed every day when they don't come

hoppykins83 · August 2015

Was once the #1 yodeling champion in Alberta Canada.

slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Rides a moose to work

hoppykins83 · August 2015

is wanted in Oregon, Maine and Puerto Rico

slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Is hiding from the cops in my basement ..I can neither confirm or deny that he is handcuffed to a bed

Unknown · August 2015

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hoppykins83 · August 2015

has a prison tattoo, misspelled

slimgirljo15 · August 2015

Likes to wear my lingerie

taco_inspector · August 2015

Is experimenting with watercolours on her holiday and hopes soon the repaint her summer home in impressionistic flourla scenes using peaceful pastels

Leeloo74 · August 2015

Paints his toenails pink

mhiggi02 · August 2015

walks her pet gerbil every morning like a boss

hoppykins83 · August 2015

has 4 eggs every morning just like Rocky!

Nebula2 · August 2015

watches Dora the Explorer and talks to her, thinks he's really helping.

Crimson_Fire · August 2015

Plays dress up with stray cats

suzreen · August 2015

She really, really, likes to go around the mulberry bush all day long. The neighbors are starting to complain, but she don't care!

finny11122 · August 2015

steals cookies from girl scouts

kccurtis2 · August 2015

Made her steal cookies from the girl scouts

suzreen · August 2015

Hoarding Samoas and Thin Mints for the end times.

Noelv1976 · August 2015

Went away to become a super secret agent for the Malaysian Republic

suzreen · August 2015

He is Chief of Interrogations for the Republic of Bazapastan. One of his favorite torture techniques is playing the Saturday night fever soundtrack, and Call me maybe over and over until they give up all their secrets. If that doesn't work, they go on the cotton candy and gravy diet, and they either confess or die.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · August 2015

Races bananas in a home made track.

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