We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Everything had to be his, like dealing with a toddler!0
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brat..needed a spanking0
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His tush was more shapely and feminine than mine0
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She wanted more of a trophy wife.0
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she wouldn't squat0
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His female roommate was in love with him.0
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She obsessed over everybody else's Butt and never even noticed mine!0
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caught me counting her hairs while I thought she was asleep..freaked her out0
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Always had to point out how many hairs were on my mustache!
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refused to wear that 'special outfit' to bed0
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The special outfit was a potato sack, fulfilled his fantasies but left me with an itchy rash!0
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had an itch I couldn't scratch0
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Was always scratching, I got nervous!
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She spooked easily. One time I said boo and I didn't see her for three weeks!0
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She changes into a Beast after Midnight!
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She wouldn't satisfy my carnal desires. What is wrong with baying a the moon?0
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she kept mooning my friends0
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His friends were Hotties and they were Butt Men! I couldnt help myself!0
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He hated my kisses! 0
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