We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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preferred Doggy Style (wait for it) accomodations0
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her constant barking was tough to put up with0
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Never faced me.0
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SCARED THE H E DOUBLE hOCKEY STICKS OUTTA ME!
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Me?!? How?!?
Was too jumpy and suspicious!0 -
she was a clone (and I missed kccurtis1)0
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He was missing someone he had never even met and it turned into an obsession!0
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she ate all my oreos0
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Had to have Oreos EVERY DAY!0
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didn't understand my needs0
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Ha! I got needs for ya!!
Actually he had TOO many needs!!0 -
objected to my objectifying her0
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Wouldn't treat me right.0
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demanded equality (she knew i was a chauvinist when she married me)0
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had bumsie envy0
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Used the word bumsie0
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You didn't send m flowers anymore0
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he forgot I am allergic to flowers0
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Snotty..runny eyes and sneezing all the time0
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Wasn't very sympathetic.0
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she told everyone she was with KC and the Sunshine Kids0
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She played that funky music all the time0
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Really dances like that. It was just too much!!0
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She didn't like my version of the funky chicken..0
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She poisoned me with her funky chicken0
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her chicken was funky cuz she burned it on the grill0
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She burned it so badly that she ruined my brand new grill.0
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thought MY grill was OUR grill was HER grill0
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Thought I was a donut he tried to glaze me
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