We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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DWBalboa

She wasn't PDA enough. ;-)

MisterRok

Chainsaw envy

DWBalboa

Well it is a nice chainsaw! ;-)

Fit4LifeGal79

he wouldn't let me use the chainsaw

vrs_2

My Doritos binge sessions were, well, gross... @Fit4LifeGal79

JSurita3

Was always binging on Doritos

RunTimer

They were fritos...and left orange stains everywhere

MisterRok

He claimed the orange stains were from Fritos, but I know damned well it was from that umpa lumpa.

RunTimer

Claimed he saw little purple men..everywhere

MisterRok

Named his umpa lumpa Richard Gere

CherylNTexas

He was obsessed with umpa lumpas.

RunTimer

One day Richard Gere disappeared...and I had suspicions

MisterRok

Dumped me because I gained a lot of weight quickly

JSurita3

I didn't want to be his rebound

RunTimer

@JSurita3 ..Incompatible. ..she represents Queens..I was raised out in Brooklyn

bigovergrowndork

She had bigger muscles than me, she tossed me around instead of the other way, it messed with my manhood

JSurita3

Didn't remember my roots.

bigovergrowndork

Oh I did, I told you to dye them if you were to insecure About them, grey is the new blonde

JSurita3

Was not familiar with homonyms

MisterRok

Everything was a damn homonym.

DWBalboa

Fit4LifeGal79 wrote: »

he wouldn't let me use the chainsaw

Ok if you insist, but I'll need to show you how to handle it. ;-)

lilbitoftrouble

Said he was going to use his chainsaw on me if I didn't obey him.

oberon0124

I made a mistake!

RunTimer

I couldn't tolerate his constant excuses

JSurita3

Couldn't get anything right.

DWBalboa

lilbitoftrouble wrote: »

Said he was going to use his chainsaw on me if I didn't obey him.

Chainsaw was just a euphemism for something else. ;-)

JSurita3

Constantly skipping over people

striderb

She has a pink phone

JSurita3

Didn't like pink