We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

RunTimer

he talked with his mouth full

JSurita3

Couldn't appreciate all I could do with my mouth.

MisterRok

Everything dropped out of my mouth

RunTimer

had an oral fixation (wait...what..is it too late to take you back)

striderb

Because I wan't totally amazed what she could do with her mouth (lying)

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept daydreaming about beautiful women.

SuperSnoopy

He was too emotional

RunTimer

@michael_lucas, what....did you say something?

He kept interrupting my thoughts

MissRheingold

he was a man interrupted

blu_de_ville

MissRheingold wrote: »

he was a man interrupted

Didn't like my room mates at the insane asylum

cdlee1010

i was told it would be a conjugal visit

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blu_de_ville

sunn_lighter wrote: »

Actually I loved them a little too much

You were one of them

slimgirljo15

She loved another

DrFever100

She left me waiting too long

slimgirljo15

I got lost I told you

DrFever100

But I get too tired of waiting lol

slimgirljo15

Couldn't understand his accent..

DrFever100

Mamma mia!!! She only wanted to .....................

slimgirljo15

She only wanted to.....I didnt see a problem with that

MzIrish

I caught her with DrFever

RunTimer

she liked to watch

slimgirljo15

He wouldnt let me brush his hair ..

RunTimer

she insisted I shave..allover

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't manscape for me

RunTimer

His & her Mani Pedi nite...one to many

slimgirljo15

Dammit..we arent breaking up..and until you agree Im not letting you out of the closet
Cue...maniacal laughter mwahahahaha

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RunTimer

she disbanded my POLYAMORIST UNITED cult

MzIrish

He gave up running and weight lifting with me for Jo and whip cream