We broke up because...
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            I'm a damned mess.0
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            Took me off his MySpace top 100
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            Used hair like a calendar...when the Mullet became a Rat's Tail...it was time for him to go0
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            Decided that a Jerry Curl was the right look!

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            Shocked my family with our His and Her Afro look0
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            Called me a he
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            she couldn't keep up0
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            He always had these two girls around and claimed they were his Sisters! Sisters aren't supposed to do that!!!
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            he couldn't walk on his own...used women like crutches0
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            Depended on me too much0
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            She wore Depends0
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            He tried to drown me on our Honeymoon!
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            i took his girl0
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            Couldn't remember me0
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            cause i ride solooo0
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            He was always stealing other Guy's Girls! I was a Woman not a Girl!0
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            She shot me in the foot with a nail gun.
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            He always got me Mad!!!0
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            Too busy watching Mad Men0
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            Such a Party Animal! Never wanted to stay home, relax & watch TV with me!0
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            She bankrupted me with shoe purchases0
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            His muscles crushed me0
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            She didn't go through with mullet day0
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            He wanted me to cut my hair! Couldn't do it0
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            She didn't want to give me her hair when she clearly knew I save all of that stuff. She saw my closet.0
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            She would never shave!
that was late
His hair attracted birds!
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            She has better shoes than me and won't share0
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            caught me with her nylons0
 
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