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  • spomaney
    spomaney Posts: 28 Member
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    We broke up because she thought I was a man... [insert sad face here]
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    expected me to make assumptions and then got mad when they were wrong.... goodness, im not a mind reader you know?
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    She was wrong about everything. Even when she was wrong about being wrong
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    ... she wouldn't stay outta my brain! Tinfoil was ineffective against her invasive thought-probing; I had to get some distance.
  • spomaney
    spomaney Posts: 28 Member
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    The tinfoil he wore on his head interfered with my satellite radio service.
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    He was constantly using his phone, watching tv, pretty much doing everything he could to ignore me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Too technical for me! I couldn't get attention unless I sent a text or any of that other techy stuff!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    I grew tired of her admirers who'd just follow us crazily everywhere we went
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she didnt like my fan club...called them stalkers
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    She was a complete stranger to me and I am not sure how we started dating in the first place
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She had selective Amnesia when her other Lover was around!
  • spomaney
    spomaney Posts: 28 Member
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    I was the other lover... sigh
  • LaLaAlways
    LaLaAlways Posts: 50 Member
    edited April 2015
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    was very vague
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She always answered when my Siblings yelled out "Lala!" (Which was my nickname)
    needless to say, It got too complicated!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    I thought everything was fabulous. She was fantastic. Then she just left. I was devastated...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    wanted me to dress as a Klingon for our bedroom role play.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Would wake me up every morning by pouring cold water over me
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she didnt appreciate my creative and wonderful ways of waking her up, she didnt like cold water, so i tried hot water and she got mad and left
  • shainasb310
    shainasb310 Posts: 246 Member
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    He fell in love with my grandma
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    She ran off with the neighbours wife

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