We broke up because...
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Let people get into his mind0
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She was possessed0
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She wanted to perform an exorcism on me.0
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Just in case0
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Was only a dream, no breakup happened.0
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She gave her heart to someone else!
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She had a closet of hearts in jars.0
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He wasn't fond of my Hobby! ;p0
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Didn't want any new hobbies.0
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Tried to get me to join his Rolley Polley Racing Group!0
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She Looked to darn good all the time, I couldn't keep up with the competition0
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To easily gave up.0
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Sat in his car and drove away.0
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Tried to get me to straighten my hair!0
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wouldn't dye her hair black0
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Was jealous of my hair0
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pulled my hair during one of our fights0
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not my type0
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didn't speak my language0
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he couldn't get over my penis0
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crap, didn't realize it was male0
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No wait, your right, it was the penis0
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He didnt like my Raspy sexy talk!0
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she had a smoker's rasp0
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She filed her toenails with a rasp0
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Didnt like when I smoked my Mary Jane0
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would pass the roach0
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Liked collecting cockroaches and glueing them to the kitchen walls. Ew!0
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she was buggin'0
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