We broke up because...
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They weren't my nylons he was wearing!!0
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she wears eye protection during Sexxxx0
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all he wanted was the nudez then he was gone!0
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Hated my contact lenses0
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She beat me in arm wrestling0
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Stole mine.. Hence the glasses0
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He was as weak as a kitten0
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Sore loser0
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couldn't keep up0
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her unicorn tattoo intimidated me0
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As it should my unicorn is fierce!0
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her unicorn was Unichorny..humped everything in sight0
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Didn't give me a chance to house break it
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had too many pets...like living with Dr Doolittle0
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I was his pet... until he started living with Dr. Doolittle.
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Wanted me to "Pet' him!
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fiercely liberated..got made when I called her 'pet'0
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the only sweating in the bedroom came from her on the treadmill0
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couldn't accept that I was a man0
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Wouldn't listen when I told him to stop wearing my clothes and shoes about town!0
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was always out of clothes - something about an ex0
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Didnt like me Nekked0
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wouldn't let me wear clothes around the house0
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He wore my clothes all the time and wore them
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never left a forwarding address lol
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he could never take a hint..........0
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She was too sarcastic ("Oh am I?")0
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Couldn't understand my sarcasm0
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Wouldn't give me her real phone number0
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because of that thing she did...with her..... on my......0
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