Post a lie about the person above

Often covers sell with lotions while singing naked in from of the window

You married a green marshmallow.

Gargles each morning with gravy

Runs barefoot everywhere

Makes out with the mirror when they feel lonely

cuts her hair with a flow-be

thinks catsup is made from cats

bathes her cats in catsup

Has no abs and eats Doritos every night

Wears high heels all the time, even to bed