We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She only wanted to stay home and watch her 13" black and white TV!
13" wasn't enough for her
That restraining order
Stalker0 -
Was Stalking me in the Woods!
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found out she was an earthsprite0
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had an addiction to eating glue, I couldn't support the habit.0
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Removed all the glue, tape and Scissors from the house!0
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removed stuff from the house.0
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was too slow.0
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Looked funny Nekked! 0
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Couldn't spell. Called me her waif, I became offended0
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Didnt like my Pet names for her!0
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got made when I removed all the zippers buttons and snaps from her dresses0
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In his harem..I was wife no 8...he loved one wife per night of the week..there was no day left for me
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misunderstanding...when I asked for Meat balls and Mashed Potatoes .. she thought I wanted Meat Potatoes and __________0
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Was too paranoid to get hurt when I suggested things to him! ;p0
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Two words: NUT CRACKER0
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Made me quit the lead role in my Ballet Production!0
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I felt inadequate when I saw her male lead..in his tights....very tight tights0
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Called me by the wrong name during sexy time0
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Wouldnt wear the tights I bought him!0
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Called me a him0
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She would always show up in the middle of things and get me all discombobulated!
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She bought this for my birthday
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Never appreciated anything!!!0
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Cut the front out of my favorite suit
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He kept hacking on me0
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She was packing (and I don't mean a pistol)0
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I caught her pointing her Gun at me when I was sleeping! 0
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Pistol whipped me0
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