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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    No way..not breaking up..Ive chained him to a bed in the basement..he isn't going anywhere B)
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited September 2015
    Because she was just using me.

    But brother if you only knew, you'd wish you were in my shoes, so just keep on using me Jo, until you use me up. ;-)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    he was into used things
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2015
    Bit of a stick in the mud ..tried to get her to loosen up...
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Because she was just using me.

    But brother if you only knew, you'd wish you were in my shoes, so just keep on using me Jo, until you use me up. ;-)
    :*<3
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    she couldn't understand how much mud wrestling gets you to loosen up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was always dirty and covered in mud
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    She didn't even like to mud wrestle, not the girl for me!
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    She was into mud, I was into guys...we just didn't agree on fundamentals...
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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    We met on Halloween I was dressed as Frankenstein, she assumed that meant I was a man. Kinda sexist if you ask me! She wasn't pleased when I took the costume off.
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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    She wanted me to get bolts surgically implanted, it got her hot.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    she liked bolts, I prefers screws
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    She Screwed to hard. ..and ruined my tool
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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    Wasn't very smart, thought his previous relationship was with a lady!
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    She was way too intelligent for me. :p
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    she was all beauty and no brains, and I lacked in that department too :(
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    He ran out of pens
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept taking my pens and drawing on everything we owned.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    He said I acted like a 2 year old, what's wrong with eating crayons? They are tasty!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    I kept reminding her...there's no 'i' in 'pens'
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    Wanted me to join the pen15 club, I've fallen that 20 too many times!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    She was addicted to emojis
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Nograce80 wrote: »
    Wanted me to join the pen15 club, I've fallen that 20 too many times!
    That's not what you told me last night.......

  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    Couldn't keep our bedroom life secret, had a blog and a monthly newsletter about when, where and how we did the sexy time.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Nograce80 wrote: »
    Couldn't keep our bedroom life secret, had a blog and a monthly newsletter about when, where and how we did the sexy time.

    See, I knew you would forget the membership paid video feeds......
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    Thought I was way too forgetful, he found it cute at first when he would find the mayo in the microwave, or my shoes in the shower!
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    He got rich off the video feeds, but never shared with me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was trying to get money from random Men! And can you guess how??? :open_mouth:
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    She didn't support my start up...

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