We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

RunTimer

wouldn't look me in the eye

slimgirljo15

Just didn't want me..no idea why

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Expected me to buy mirrors so we could keep eye contact when doing doggystyle.

JSurita3

He was blinded by the light

slimgirljo15

Damn don't leave me

RunTimer

insisted we do it with the lights on (but wouldn't invest in curtains)

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wasn't an exhibitionist.

slimgirljo15

We didnt..he is still trapped in my basement

RunTimer

I heard unexplained noises coming from her basement

slimgirljo15

Was jealous because he wanted to be chained in my basement

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept sending food to the basement and was mad when I ate them.

JSurita3

I couldn't take all the noise in the basement

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she had Michael tied up in the basement!

RunTimer

she spent an inordinate length of time downstairs

JSurita3

Inordinate length

FabulousFantasticFifty

Shared my secrets with her Girlfriends and whenever they were around they all laughed!

RunTimer

JSurita3 wrote: »

Inordinate length

slimgirljo15

Nope we were laughing at those weird pants you wore...the crotchless ones

RunTimer

she'd sewn the zipper shut on all my trousers

JSurita3

I couldn't get in his pants

RunTimer

neither of us owned shirts..got to be embarassing

slimgirljo15

@projectsix Im not losing you...you're a keeper...tying you to my bed...mine mine mine

Cue maniacal laugh

RunTimer

its fun making up again

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Had imaginary friends.

RunTimer

he had vivid hallucinations (so real I started seeing things)

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was very paranoid and thought he was being chased by Dwarves!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Doesn't know the difference between a dwarf and a hobbit.

slimgirljo15

I don't know why he wanted to break up the gag muffled his voice

RunTimer

she found the keys to the handcuffs

slimgirljo15

We had nothing in common