We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

MissRheingold

she had a thing for twist ties

DWBalboa

Because she took off with my best friend. Boy do I miss him! ;-P

Nograce80

He was too "Bro's before Hoes" for my liking.

MissRheingold

she insisted on singing grace before every meal

JSurita3

Didn't like music

JSurita3

He didn't like the way I dressed

LindsayPosey

She always insisted on wearing a mustard costume everywhere we went and she wanted me to wear the ketchup costume.

WMDemetree

she did not like me squeezing hard when she's wearing her Ketchup costume... to bed.

Noelv1976

Didn't like that I didn't know there was a Part 1 to this same exact subject in the forums

JSurita3

Never paid attention

striderb

Always paid attention to others.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always driving off without me!

LindsayPosey

She always got in the wrong car and I would have to drive around looking for her.

JSurita3

Always driving around looking for people

Nograce80

She hates cars for some reason, they freaked her out

FabulousFantasticFifty

I heard She once got mad and ran over her Ex's foot!

JSurita3

Always listening to gossip

Nograce80

was always the topic of gossip then wanted me to trust her.

JSurita3

she had trust issues

Nograce80

She wanted me for my trust fund but I wouldn't get it until I was 45, didn't want to hang around that long.

JSurita3

Always had to wait on her

Nograce80

When I broke my arms and legs she wouldn't feed me, ended up in the hospital.

WMDemetree

fell in love with her doctor

JSurita3

She was clumsy as hell...always breaking something.

DWBalboa

We break up to make up. ;-)

JSurita3

He was always leaving me just to have make up sex later.

DWBalboa

She had me all wrong..

Jess1989ica

He drank too much.

Nograce80

She wouldn't even let me have water, controlling!

blu_de_ville

She was rude to my family on Thanksgiving