We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ManyouknowIsurecantstay

She never gave me hugs

JSurita3

I was allergic to those pretty flowers

RunTimer

She said she was allergic to my Peanuts...


at least I think she said peanuts

Determined_ella_89

He was very descriptivedescriptive, but made it so discreet..... that he could confuse anyone around him.

He could control you with his mind

JSurita3

She let others control her

MisterRok

I was far too clingy and grabby. A lot of grabby.

RunTimer

his dressup games were too kinky

Jess1989ica

He was always covered it oil

WMDemetree

she complained that I was too slippery

Nograce80

He fell over a lot

RunTimer

She was constantly tripping me

JSurita3

He was straight up trippin'

RunTimer

She kept calling me 'Boo'

Nograce80

He didn't like that I would jump out at him at random times

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made me wear a paper bag over my head in the Morning!

RunTimer

He would bench press me..I got tired of it

Determined_ella_89

Told me to stand in the corner ever day at noon

RunTimer

She told me to stand in the corner..we lived in a circular house..
(MIND GAMES!!)

Nograce80

She was such a bad girl I couldn't control her

RunTimer

She thought she was telekinetic.

Determined_ella_89

She tried to put a collar and leader on me!

RunTimer

you talked in riddles

Nograce80

She wasn't into my kinky games

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too good and I wasn't

Determined_ella_89

He didn't like when I called his........ A wood chuck..


I constantly called her a he by accident thinking she was my ex

RunTimer

She called my..... 'truth'


and she couldn't handle the truth

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldnt figure out who the heck I was talking to and called him the wrong name in the boudoir

Nograce80

It was creepy looking, if you squinted your eyes kinda looked like a gremlin

RunTimer

she squinted when she looked at my .....
(gave me a complex)

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always called me an "It" and wouldnt feed me after midnight!