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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Preferred his ex's dog to me :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I never heard the end of it! She couldn't stop ranting on and on about how her chose a Dog over her!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Didn't much care for my dog
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    His dog would always watch and growl at me the whole time!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She kept going to the wrong house. My dog never speaks. My neighbor's dog is the one that does all of the growling.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    Busted!!! he found out about me & the neighbor! :flushed:
  • marsinah1
    marsinah1 Posts: 106 Member
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    Thank you all for the long giggle fit.

    He dumped me in a text so he wouldn't hold me back from meeting someone younger.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She answered all of my questions on her shirts, though I rarely got past the word "um."
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He was always talking about the way his Ex's Shirts spoke to him! I thought he was a lunatic!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited July 2015
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    She kept calling the men in white coats to come and take me away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all of the time......
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He was happier when he was Institutionalized! :confused:
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She wanted to get me a lobotomy so I would be easier to handle!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She kept slipping me Prozac in my food.
  • aladd1986
    aladd1986 Posts: 170 Member
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    He didnt like being drugged :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He was out of control and when he found the Lobotomy for Dummies Book I had hidden in my closet He freaked and Bolted! I havent heard from him since!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She kept practicing out of date psychiatry techniques on every one.
  • fitplease
    fitplease Posts: 647 Member
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    He wouldn't put the seat down. Like . . . ever!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    aladd1986 wrote: »
    He didnt like being drugged :p
    I found a bottle Rohypnol in his kitchen cabinet! No Wonder I never remembered how I ended up undressed at home in bed! :open_mouth: And all this time I thought it was the Wine!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She never passed the blunt.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    It was only legal in Colorado! I wasnt going to jail for him!

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