We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

He wouldn't join in

blu_de_ville

Wanted to have orgies all the time. I was never enough

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was always down bless her heart, but in her eyes I saw I was wearing her out.

blu_de_ville

What????

JustAnotherCanadianGuy

Wait.. we broke up? I certainly wouldn't have, so I guess she dumped me!

freak4iron

@blurodriguez7 she kept stealing all my batman underwear

slimgirljo15

It was a lie ..we pretended to break up..
The make up sex was the best

blondeinnj

The Long distance affair was killing me

FabulousFantasticFifty

What??!!! I 'm just finding out that she's having a long distance affair!

Building_Bulk

Found out she had guys all over the world, I was just another number.

slimgirljo15

..please take me back..I miss your cheesecake

andympanda

apparently we broke up, and she never told me!

blu_de_ville

I texted him the break up news but I guess he never saw it

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I don't know why, but she broke up with me over Facebook...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He shared our dirty laundry on Facebook!

slimgirljo15

She never did the laundry

blu_de_ville

I wish clothes were disposable she kept telling me not to toss it away

FabulousFantasticFifty

When I said "do the Hustle with me" She conned a poor Old Guy for the pink slip to his Cadillac!

blu_de_ville

I was just trying to provide baby!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She would go through a set of tires every week with her street racing.