We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            he loved himself more than he loved me..
 really, really loved himself0
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            Never happened0
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            Always denying the Naughty things she does!0
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            She never believed me when I said I wasn't naughty.0
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            She showed me how naughty she was. There was no breaking up I just wanted to tell everyone! WOW!0
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            He assumed I was naughty based on my skills with ping pong balls. 0 0
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            Sick of trying to play ping pong with wet balls 0 0
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            She shot it OVER MY HEAD!0
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sick of trying to play ping pong with wet balls 
 Always made me laugh hysterically at inappropriate times.Michael_Lucas wrote: »She shot it OVER MY HEAD!
 Couldn't appreciate a good trick0
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            she kept making up her own thread rules 0 0
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            He let himself get robbed 0 0
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            Nope never happened ..Im keeping you 0 0
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            She didn't have a penis.0
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            Because we decided it would be better to fly under the radar!0
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            Ehhh he just didnt do it for me..not my type..had to cut him loose..that and the fact he bought crabs home...not the kind ya cook either0
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            Think she was trying to cook me (she lathered me in bacon grease instead of suntan lotion)0
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            He caught me with the neighbour0
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            she said she didn't want to be tied down....
 ..or was that tied up?0
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            His oiled chest looked better than mine0
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            She misunderstood,
 and gave me her two nickels 
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            he hid all the M + Ms in his belly button0
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            She was looking for much more.0
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            I was looking for much more then he would give me.0
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            I gave her way more than she wanted or could handle0
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            He forgot my name0
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            She wore white after labor day (who does that?)0
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            He never wore a shirt, despite the season0
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            she always wanted me to call her by her name instead of cute little nicknames like: my hot little princess, my sexy senorita, beautiful, etc.0
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            she ruined all my clothes in the laundry0
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            He wouldn't wash his own clothes.0
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