We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

skahtboi

She would never, ever, take one little risk when I asked her to

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Took a risk in Vegas and I had to sleep with a millionaire.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Left me for his new Sugar Daddy!

slimgirljo15

She wanted a sugar daddy not a sugar mumma

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I have a NDA that prohibits telling the details of our relationship. We didn't break up though.

blu_de_ville

Didn't want to be my sugar mamma

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got mad because I went to a different Tattoo Artist for my Ink!

blu_de_ville

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Got mad because I went to a different Tattoo Artist for my Ink!

That's very rude in the tattoo industry

skahtboi

Was always reminding me of tattoo protocol

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wouldn't get her name Tattooed on my ...........!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She had a tattoo that said "Hello, My name is _____ in case you don't remember in the morning" on her back.

skahtboi

Complained about the use of helpful tattoos

slimgirljo15

He lived a colourless life ..everything was black and white

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to come to the 21st Century but I was stuck in 1949!

blu_de_ville

I didn't want to work for real estate with her

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hahahahaha! I was confused for a minute!

She wouldnt contribute towards the Mortgage!

blu_de_ville

Didn't approve of me gambling not the house

FabulousFantasticFifty

She bet our Deed to the house on a lousy game of Strip Poker!

asianfashionista86

She done goofed

kjm3579

It was a mistake, please take me back !!!