We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

WMDemetree

I assured her it would go away by itself but to no avail... she kept rubbing it

RunTimer

went for the 'pull my finger' joke, one time to many

blu_de_ville

He was vulgar

WMDemetree

she did not like my "that's what she said" jokes

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

He jokes too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had no sense of humor!

RunTimer

we were betrothed at age 10 in an arranged marriage.
By the time we both came of age, she'd already fallen in love with a prince of a exotic country off the Caspian seas.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His mind wonders and he fantasizes about me with exotic Prince's (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

RunTimer

She'd call out "yes ..yes!! my prince!"

but she was thinking about him

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was shorter than me!
https://youtu.be/p0-eiZ2O9Uw?t=2

Nograce80

She made fun of my style

GETU1N

We tried in part1 but got back together

slimgirljo15

He still loved his ex

RunTimer

too much on-again/ off-again drama

Nograce80

He hated how often I changed my clothes

JSurita3

She changed constantly

Nograce80

She wore the same clothes for weeks on end

JSurita3

She never did laundry

GFitMan

we aint breaking up chica

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wore Plaid, I wore Polka Dots and we clashed!

slimgirljo15

She tried to dress me in polka dots ...I couldn't take it

FabulousFantasticFifty

She threw thew Yellow Polka dot Bikini I bought her in the garbage disposal!

blu_de_ville

Liked her clothes more than me

kjm3579

Refused to wear clothes, even to visit the inlaws

mhiggi02

picked his nose

Nograce80

He said I was a Booger. Hurt my feelings.

slimgirljo15

I flicked her off my finger..she didn't like it

Nograce80

She was abusive

JSurita3

She called the cops on me

slimgirljo15

She ran off with the cop